That’s right, I said sex in a diaper. Put a hole in the back, put some tape over the edges to keep the stuffing in and slide that man pole of yours in there and fuck till your hearts content.

Got you worked up yet? I know I am. Trust me, it’s as hot as it sounds. You want to see this husky tail curl up faster than a lightning bolt? put a hole in my padding and it will happen. It’s one of my favorite kinky things to do. Combine that with my love of sex toys, and it just makes it even better. I don’t have a large collection of sex toys, but, what I do have (about 10) range from small to, well lets just say large enough to let you know it’s there.

Recently, I had one of those fun days. It was one of my days off, and I was feeling especially randy. I took a quick shower to hose off the sleep from the night before, as well as to clean out a bit, because nothing is worse than having a play session and shit happens. It pays to have an 18 inch shower shot, talk about your deep clean! Anyway, back to what I was saying. after the shower, I got things ready, yes, this was going to be a fun time!

I laid out a couple of towels on the spare bed and brought out my arsenal of fun. I also prepared a bottle of Jlube, because it’s my favorite slick stuff out there. There are just so many ways that you can mix it, from super slick to gooey fun. I also got my padding ready. Put a nice big hole in the back to find my largest dildo and a hole in the front so I can access my own dick. Now, some of you out there might be wondering how I keep the holes from getting larger and keep the stuffing in, it’s simple really. Take some clear duct tape, tear it in to thin strips and line the holes with it. once you have that done, your good to go! Just a piece of advice, make sure you line the holes up in the right places. 

So, I start warming up. starting small, and work through my collection until I’m ready for the big boy, Dick Rambone. That’s right, I’m a DR taker and I love it.

I put on my padding, tape the sides to make sure it doesn’t come loose then do one of the most fun things of all this, I pour Jlube down the front and back of my padding, all you can feel is the slick gooey goodness fill my padding. circling my balls and shaft as it sticks out the front hole, the lube dripping out the back hole of my padding, my own hungry hole now slick and ready to take the DR.

On my knees, I slide the Rambone to my hungry hole, I ease down on it as best as I can. Yea, it’s fucking huge and takes me several minutes and tries to get it in. The lube swirling and sliding inside my diaper, making everything rub against my skin, feeling warm and slick. My now throbbing cock leaking pre-cum. I pull up a last time, allowing the Rambone to slide up to the front of my padding through it’s hole, re-lubing it with all of the jlube I have, it’s large member rubbing against my cheeks, it’s head tapping my balls, I slide it back into position against my hole. I take a deep breath and close my eyes as I push against it’s large head, I let out a bark gasp, It’s in.

I hold for a moment, allowing my body to adjust to this large beast inside me now. I start my slow ride, in and out, I can’t take it all the way, yet, but half is a good way to go. I ride this thing, up and down, the rambone filling me to capacity, I grab my cock and start stroking it. the Jlube leaking still, keeping me from having to reach for the lube bottle. I keep riding, my breath hard and heavy, panting as ride. Pushing this cock into me. Damn this feels good!

I stroke myself to the rhythm of me riding the monster that is stretching me and filling me. I stroke myself until I’m close to cuming, letting go of my cock, I keep riding on the monster, the diaper giving me tons of slick lube goodness to keep feeling the awesomeness that is being fucked in lube filled diaper. My cock begins to jerk and I shoot two jets of cum because of the movement of the Rambone pushing inside me, with just enough feeling of joy, but not an actual orgasm. I keep pounding my ass with the Rambone, grabbing my cock again and stroking it, bringing myself to the edge again. I do this about 4 times, feeling the cum shoot shoot out of me because of the milking that the Rambone is doing.

Finally, I can’t take anymore. this wonderful feeling of riding a monster through my diaper has brought me to the edge one to many times.  The Jlube is still slick as ever and leaking from both holes. I grab my cock one last time, stroking it fast pushing down even further onto the Rambone to the point that even my cock tightens as the pleasure. I howl loudly as my orgasm sends wave after wave of pleasure through my body. Cum shooting out of my cock and onto the front of my padding and on my stomach. The feeling so intense that I know nothing else but ecstasy.

Finally, the last wave goes through my body, and I collapse onto the bed. The smell of Lube and cum permeate the air. The Rambone slides out of me as lube drools from my hole. My diaper full of lube and squishes around me,  I lay there, breathing heavily and trying to catch my breath. This puppy has been thoroughly used and abused and loves it.

This my friends, is one of the many things that make diapers fun. what else can you wear that feels this good and can combined with lube and dildos?

I do want to thank everyone that has added me on twitter as well as sent me emails. I need to respond to a few of you, don’t worry! I’m getting there! Keep sending me the love! Follow me at @sebbohm (display name Skuff) and you can also email me at Skuff@Queerbilly.com

Also, remember to read all the other fine articles from the other inmates! They’re off their meds and crazy as hell. It’s sad really, but we love them anyway. Also, listen to the Asylum podcast!you can hear it here on the site, as well as on itunes! Just look for Asylumcast. You can also follow it on twitter @Asylumcast.

And last but not least, I wouldn’t be a good team captain if I didn’t mention Team DFT! That’s right, Team Daddy Fucking Tony. you can help spread the love by sharing #TeamDFT. Don’t know what I’m talking about? then I guess you really do need to listen to the podcast, don’t you?

*Wags happily*

Laterz!