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Signs of the times…

April 18, 2012 in Asylum Inmates, BDSM, Humor, Inmate: Snoopy, Leather

Saw a number of interesting signs popping up around the Internet, although i’d rather see them in real life instead.  :wink:

(Not sure i like the way the word fag is used in some of the following signs, but kept it in the proper context the signs are fun.)

 

 

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4 – This is probably a more accurate room tag.

 

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6 – Grovelling-slave zone

 

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Urinal/Watersports Signs:

 

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11 – …and boys are kept in chastity! ;)

 

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13 – Don’t become green, go green! ;)

 

14 – Seems like sage advice!

 

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Is this Kinky?

March 8, 2012 in Inmate: Beau

Generally I don’t walk downtown, the dog has a job and he was done for the day.  I said Dog not pup!  4 legs, a nose that can spot drug dealers – red colour.  Found this, ME not him, in the window of American Apparel in Vancouver BC.  Is it for guys who are very patriotic and forget where they put their sweaters, so the locks are on the belts for their own good, and the neck  brace/lock too?  Does it come in Black?  Does it come in leather?  Are there mitts too?  Hmm-mm.

This is NOT kinky?

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Kinky German Search Engine Ads

November 2, 2011 in Asylum Inmates, BDSM, Humor, Inmate: Snoopy, Rubber, Videos, Videos: Humor

 

Lack of sexual conservatism means that Europeans seem to have the most fun in advertising their wares.

The following two clips are from a series of ads for German search engine company Telefonbuch 11880.com that uses humour and kink to get themselves noticed. :wink:

 

 

“wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm” – vol.3

 

“wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm” – vol.2

 

From his cage…

- snoopy

 

 

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(Picture) Getting Spicy in the Grocery Store

July 14, 2011 in Humor, Inmate: RubberAsylum

My Fellow Inmates,

This picture was sent by a follower. I think its fantastic. We shall chalk this up to: “Things to do when you are bored”

Just wonderful :)

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don’t Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

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When Kink Tattoos Go Wrong

July 7, 2011 in Humor, Inmate: RubberAsylum

My Fellow Inmates,

I only have one thing to say about this tat…

“No, dear, just… No.”

With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don’t scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum

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A Roadmap To The World Of Kink

July 2, 2011 in Humor, Inmate: RubberAsylum

My Fellow Inmates, this was shared today on twitter and I thought it was fantastic.

Where are you going to visit in this happy land?

Friends don’t let friends cross the mountains…

With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don’t scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum

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(Video) Kinky Wierd Al “Preform This Way” Lady GaGa Spoof

June 25, 2011 in Humor, Inmate: RubberAsylum, Videos: Humor, Videos: Music Videos

>My Fellow Inmates,

Ok, I absolutly love this… I guess he still has it,

Enjoy

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don’t Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

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(Video) Sex Amusement Park: I Want To Ride The Gimp House

June 19, 2011 in Humor, Inmate: RubberAsylum, Videos: Humor

My Fellow Inmates,

 

LEGEND:
  • The Tunnel of Love
  • The Money Shot
  • The Gimp House
  • The Last Fuck Saloon
  • The Enchanted Furry Forrest
  • Sex Information Booth
  • And Condom Sales

This is most definitly my kind of Amusement park. Created by a San Francisco Advertising agency for “AIDES” a French safe sex ad campaign, the amusement park is a humerous look at human behavior…

“The Safer You Play, The Longer You Stay”

 

Thank you to Furry News Network for bringing this to my attention.

http://www.furrynewsnetwork.com/

With That, Visiting Time Is Over.

What Ever You Do Don’t Scream Too Loud As Others Are Trying To Sleep.

~Rubberasylum

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Bad Ideas In Kink #1: The Fursuit Blowtorch

June 15, 2011 in Humor, Inmate: RubberAsylum

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“I realized the scene had gone south when Fuzzpaws asked me if I was in to pain play…”

With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don’t scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum

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(Picture) A Nomination For The Do Not Hug Me Bro Website…

May 20, 2011 in Humor, Inmate: RubberAsylum

My Fellow Inmates…

Let’s be honest here… Does any of us have any idea where Hello Kitty’s face has been? :-D

With that visiting time is over

Whatever you do, don’t scream too loud as others are trying to sleep.

~Rubberasylum

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