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Skybot and The Reluctant Pup Owner

January 16, 2013 in Inmate: Beau, Stories

This is not as great as Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban(?) Though it had its moments.  Truth is always stranger than fiction.  Yes it is slow, and just when you think something is going to happen it doesn’t, until it does.

    ”I am Beau, rather Beaumont, I was named by my pup 16 years ago and that time he was simply a little tyke who was fascinated by my car.  In a world of farm trucks, mini vans and SUV’s I had a different car, the roof would go away at a push of a button.  I had a 1969 Beaumont, which to those who care is a Canadian version of a Chevelle Malibu with a GTO interior, dash, different grill and tail lights.   It was sold through Canadian Pontiac Dealers, though it was never classified as being a Pontiac.  Much like me, I was in a family though I was never recognized as being part of “the family”.  I digress, he was a kid who was totally fascinated and obsessed with things he didn’t know anything about.  I considered him as just another loud screaming kid at a family reunion.  

1969 Beaumont

     Now this isn’t some child porn incest story, don’t call the FBI or child services.  He is my 1st cousin’s wife’s sister-in-law’s son, which makes him NOTHING in my gene pool.  Trust me, when I say that pool is shallow and full of dips.  He never called me anything but Beau or Bo all that weekend.  It stuck.  Since then everyone called me that. He just pointed at the car and me so that was it. “Bo”.  ”Bo also meant red for a while too!  We went our separate ways in life and so did he with his family”.

      12 years pass, the family legend grows, yes I became the “rebel outlaw” who never married, though since Laramie had already been done (to death) the family decided to politely invite me for another reunion at their campsite in Eastern Washington.  This was to become Mistake #473 in my life.  Remember 2008?  No?  I do.  A Reunion in July of all the family; though, from the look of some; I’d of said Manson Family but thankfully the “Princess Diana effect” was in full swing, so we got some decent looking folk in there too.  Remember the first episode of CSI?  The new CSI gets killed off?  She is my cousin, one of them.

 

     The bad thing about camping, people and RV’s is the lack of hot water by 10AM, which is when I decided was time to awake.  That night, after everyone else was asleep I went to the shower for a nice warm wash.  I walked out, into the main area to re-dress rather than try to bump my way though the puddles of foot fungus floors.  There in the middle of the room was a kid of 14, holding, cradling, my towel like it was a national treasure, and I think he was sniffing it…  I wasn’t expecting any company at 2AM hence; I didn’t drag my clothes in with me.  So this rather tall creature with BIG gay eyes held out my towel and then put his head down.  You’d think that was polite, NO, NO, NO!  His eyes met with my PA and locked there.  Trying to remain calm, cool and collected.  TRYING.  WTF?  What is Bambi doing in here?  I’m naked, far too well groomed-i.e. Shaved and now with this baby fag before me.  This was not covered in Miss Manners’ book of etiquette.  He stood there transfixed, since I am not a tranny nor “fixed” it really put me off.  Kids do not turn me on, they creep me out.  I knew who he was he changed a lot in height, weight and colour from almost white-blond to a medium brown hair.  He was one of the little kids I’d met before, who was all-agog at my car; he was the one who called the car and I, Beau.  He stammered he wanted to ask or tell me something important, right  - now!  He was hopping up and down by this time not with joy but sort of weird enthusiasm.  (A lynch party is coming over the hill?)  Nope, I would have enjoyed that.  Instead he told me he was GAY – duh.  He said he knew I was.  What is family for but to spread news and gossip?  And what should he do?  First thing, step back 8 more feet PLEASE.  Just in case MORE family shows up before I am dressed.  Thank you!

 

   After a very quick towel dry and dress and “stop watching me you little prick!”  I told him we’d talk outside.  He followed close to my heels.  I did my best adult voice of: “study hard, stay in school, do not do drugs or any sort, keep your head down, excel at something and then:  ”Get the hell out of that little 1 horse town!  By staying in school, working hard, you may get a scholarship and go to college or university and be somebody instead of just a kid on a tractor.”  I thought I got a decent speech out that made sense, 4 more years and you’d be in a city with other guys your age, blah, blah, blah.  He then asked if he could see my PA again, he was already reaching for my belt when he was asking.  My answer was a flat out NO!  Sit! Stay! (My god that part stuck!).  

 

     Family time was finished again; I spent a good lot of time avoiding his presence.  I did my duty of representing my side of the tree, our branch.  I had 1 last conversation with the Icelandic-Irish-Catholic-Mormon-twink in training, repeating a lot of what I just said plus I gave him my email address, telling him to use it at school only, never at home.  So as never allow his parents to know he’s ever been in contact with me.  I even told him to use a new e-mail account that is never to be brought up at home.  He could talk to me if he needs to but emergencies only and never print out anything I write or he writes.  I also told him to read Dan Savage, and then I had to explain what Dan Savage was/is.  I became his encyclopedia and reluctant pen-pal/mentor.  I never once even considered what was going to be happening over the next few years.

 

MORE TO FOLLOW,  Think of this as a bedtime story, are you asleep yet?

Beau

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YouTube Review: Inflatable Latex Ball

October 6, 2012 in BDSM, Gear, Inmate: Snoopy, Rubber, Rubber Videos, Videos, Videos: Rubber

 

1222gjg on YouTube does a nice review of an inflatable latex ball that he bought from “Queen Latex” on eBay.

In one of my previous posts, “The Ultima… An Inflatable Rubber Sleepsack“, i reviewed an inflatable i used to own, and can only say that if you’ve never tried an inflatable latex device before, it’s definitely worth the experience… at your earliest possible convenience!!! ;)

 

 

An interesting note to look out for near the end of the video is a repair made to the rubber on the inside near the zipper. As anyone who’s owned latex for any length of time can tell you, rubber isn’t as durable as leather or other materials and can easily be punctured or torn, so experience with latex repairs is definitely an asset.

 

Safety Warning: Personally i’d never recommend using an inflatable latex device that cover’s the head where you’re relying on a remote control device to inflate & deflate it, only because there is always the possibility that something can go wrong with the remote and you can become trapped inside. In a worse case scenario, you can suffocate and die! When using any head covering all care should be taken to minimize any risk to your life.

 

 

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Before there was Mr.S, there was Fetters

September 1, 2012 in Asylum Inmates, BDSM, Gear, Gear Pictures, Gear Reviews, Inmate: Snoopy, Leather, Medical Restraints, Rubber

As promised, here’s the catalogue i received from Fetters way back in early 1985.

Before there was the current Mr.S retail store, Richard Hunter was the North American distributor for gear from Fetters UK, who’s creations sprang from the mind of the wonderfully imaginative bondage connoisseur, and unfortunately the late, Jim Stewart.

i was just a poor college student living at home when i received this catalogue, so i was unable to afford to buy anything, but it didn’t stop me from dreaming of the day i would own some of those wonderful leather bondage devices. It would take another decade before i had any money to place my first order, and by that time Mr.S had made a name for itself making and selling licensed Fetters gear in North America out of its own retail store in San Francisco, USA. Needless to say, i’ve acquired quite the collection of gear since then.

i’ve attached the December 1984 price list that accompanied the catalogue for reference purposes only, as well as the original order form, but don’t try to order anything because those low, low prices are 28 years out of date. WARNING: If you go to http://www.mr-s-leather.com/ and compare the current sticker price of the goodies contained in this catalogue you’re in for quite the sticker-shock!  ;-)

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Kinky Rubber Gask Mask

April 22, 2012 in Gear, Gear Reviews, Inmate: WetsuitJay, Rubber, Rubber Pictures

Several weeks ago Rubberasylum and I hit a few thrift stores during the afternoon.  Lately some of the oddest things have been turning up at what are now boutique style thrift stores.  In the front case of one particular store was large orange box labeled gas mask is in big black gothic font letters.  Well that was enough to peak our curiosity.  Of course we asked to see it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After opening the box we were both overcome by the very strong smell of rubber.  This was no ordinary gas mask.  The instructions were lying on top of the mask and they were in black and white with no mention of any website so this mask had been around a while but was in brand new condition.  It turns out it is a chemical resistant ammonia gas mask complete with its own oxygen supply canister, which also had never been used.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well this mask had obvious kink possibilities; the smell alone was a turn on.  So I bought it and brought it home.  My attention was quickly turned to converting the mask to a re-breather setup.  Keeping in mind this mask in unique, it carefully removed the exhaust valve and replaced it with a removable plug.  Ironically the plug is nothing more than an old dry suit valve that was lying around.  I then turn my attention to the rubber intake hose.  I removed the clip and then added a plastic connecting link and then a latex re-breathing bag.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 And presto one kinky very rubber smelling re-breather mask.  I have to say this mask is one the best for re-breathers.  If you can find one, I recommend buying it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

goodbye until next time, wetsuitjay

 

 

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Rekindling the desires of a pup.

April 19, 2012 in Asylum Inmates, Inmate: RubberGator, Rubber Pictures

This past weekend I had the pleasure of being surrounded by friends at Furry Connection North.  For a brief hour of the convention I was able to take a friend of mine and give him a puppy play session that he hasn’t been able to have in many years.  Here is his story reposted with permission…

                                                                                   

What being a puppy means to me.

This past weekend was likely one of the more positive experiences I’ve had in my entire life, hands down. I learned a LOT about what kink, more specifically puppy play, means to me, and why it’s important to me as more than just something to get my rocks off.

As a bit of boring backstory; I found furry just out of high school. I was sexually unaware of who I was, and still having a bit of trouble developing socially. I had a small group of friends, a vast majority of which tossed me aside as soon as the whole furry thing came to light. This was the single worst feelings I’ve had, ever, in my entire adult life, and it happened right when i was beginning to find myself. It was also the last time I’ve ever been able to cry, and it was eight years ago.

Through the help of multiple amazing friends I’ve met over the next few years, I started to find out more about who I was. I came out as a gay man, and kinks and such started to surface and develop. Most notable of which was rubber and puppy play. However, I was still very very fiercely guarded. I didn’t feel comfortable letting myself get too close to people out of fear of getting hurt again.

About a year after I found furry, I came across my first Master. He was an eight hour drive away, but I made sure to see him at least once a month. I have him to thank for cementing a lot of my kinks in place, as well as being an amazing friend in a time of discovery in my life.

He and I had a puppy scene once that got me into puppy headspace for the first time in my life. It was a slow process, but once it hit, I was in complete bliss. He and I parted ways since then. During my journey I had discovered that the Master/Pet relationship wasn’t really for me, and I still had a bit of searching to do.

.. that was a lot more backstory than I was hoping for, please bear with me here.

Just recently, I had met and started to come to know some very awesome people in the furry community with many similar interests. As I started to open up a bit more, I finally admitted to wanting to try a scene, which managed to happen this past weekend.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that this simple scene, and the people involved managed to undo every single time I’ve ever been hurt in my entire life.

I had been in gear around friends before, and that’s how this started. Trying on stuff, being a little blushy and just having fun. I was just a boy in gear. Then I was pulled up to my feet by my harness. It was like having every negative emotion ripped out of my soul, leaving just a happy puppy behind; quite literally an out of body experience. It only got stronger as the scene went on; I’ve never let myself be that vulnerable before, and have never let anyone be that close to me before. Liberating is a massive understatement.

After the scene, I was on a headspace high for hours. Standing up, I could feel a tail wagging behind me. All the tentativeness, all the hesitation to give someone a hug or snuggle up and smile was completely gone, and I had originally just attributed this to the same high. As time passed, though, and the high had gone, that anxiousness was still gone. And still is.

After a lot of thinking and reflection (and not nearly enough ‘thank you’s), all of it sort of came to a head. It’s not often that I get to say that I had a breakthrough or an epiphany, but I think this pretty much fits the definition.

It’s not about the gear, or the sex. It’s about that feeling of being wanted; the trust between friends to let them make you helpless and vulnerable, and let all of your defenses down so they can share in all the positive, raw emotion that’s left unguarded and free. And whatever the relationship is, be it just friends, or mentors, or Master and pet, what have you; it’s about love. So to all of those who were involved and making this happen, and the others that were there to see me afterwards (you know who you all are :), I love you guys, and I’m incredibly glad to have let you into my life.

P.S.: And, yes, there were pictures. X3

                                                                     

 

Until next time,

RubberGator (FetlifeTwitter)

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The first real Kinky thing I ever saw

January 11, 2012 in Inmate: Beau, Rubber Pictures

Now, for some it was Sea Hunt, Lloyd Bridges in a rubber scuba suit running around on the beach and in the water,  (for those of us who are of that age, personally I missed that show by a couple of years.) or perhaps it was Baywatch or a rubber tire tubes or Jacque Cousteau TV specials or just wanting a little something extra to go with your condom.  Really what else looks good with more latex than more latex?  Plus unlike some boyfriends, it IS clingy but it doesn’t want anything from you but to close in upon you and give you a warm funny feeling of tightness and a nice heady aroma of latex. MMMMMMMM!

Picture a small boy about 4 or 5, (Close your eyes!  NOW!) blond, tan sitting with his chubby little legs cross legged in a big chesterfield, innocent and open to new things.  Perhaps, the last time in his life he will be appealing.  Can you see that child?  Good!  Well, give him 1964 September National Geographic Magazine and have him turn to  “Our Men of the U.S. Navy” all pretty boring stuff ships, computers the size of ships, a few missiles and then the boy turns to the next page…    BOING!  Interest held, in absolute disbelief!  A man, who looks well built for 1964, wearing a rubber suit that is clinging tightly to his body.  A space type helmet secured and looks bolted on and he has a number of tubes going to his head 4 or 5.  Well, gotta be air since there is no tank, then water? And food?  And gee that is only 3 things what about the other 2? Maybe communication?  Plus he is held in place by a belt of some sort, what is going on ? Then I look down his torso and there I find a tube, another tube? And it is attached to a larger one.  One end disappears up out of the photo, the other seems to go straight to his OH MY GOD!  Right into his willy!  What does that mean?  I knew enough NOT to ask my parents since I’d never see that magazine again.  “That boy reads too many magazines, he should get out and play!”  Gee Dad, I would but the neighborhood is surrounded by ugh! GIRLS!  I don’t like girls they cry over everything, they can’t climb trees, they play with dolls, they don’t like my games except hide and go seek and their genitals are missing!   Nope I want to find out more about that man back in the rubber suit and I want to know what is going on in his nether regions.  I want to know a lot.  I like that rubber suit too and he seems happy in it.  I kept that magazine for years and the pages never got sticky!  My own missle started to grow and it liked looking at the that picture a lot as well.  Now here we are in the future, isn’t technology wonderful?  We have our rubber suits, our diving gear, but well electricity and water do not mix well and I do love my ET312.  But I leave you with this.  Dream on, it kept me going!   Damn I wanna play that game awful bad.   :twisted:

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Get Mud on My Rubber Gear – Please

December 28, 2011 in Asylum Inmates, Inmate: Max Cita, Rubber

 

Get Mud on My Rubber Gear – Please

Last year was a hot dry Summer. It was only the end of June, annoying that the mud in the usual place was rock hard, dried to the point it needed a pick to break up. Too much work. Hiking another 1. 5 km we got closer to the river flood plain, deep in the bush less than a half mile from the junction of the Ottawa River. The grey wet muddy shoreline was at best only 3-5 m. The River itself was 10 to 12 m. across no more than 30 cm deep trickling over limestone rocks that were so easy to traverse. It looked as good as it was going to get get for the dry Summer of 2011.

My Montreal friend was a rubberist; familiar with indoor play but had written several times the past two months about getting outside and having some fun in the bush in a rubber bondage scene. We met in Ottawa and drove out to the river about a 40 minute drive, parked at the church and then a 30 minute hike down to the river bank, however once there it took me another 20 minutes just to find an open area. Standing on the shore deep in the bush, we took off the weighty knapsacks opened them spilling out rubber gear, rope, water bottles and some food.

Before leaving the house I recommended getting into some of the rubber gear. For me it was a light weight amber front zip latex shorty with black rubber gloves attached. I had made this item years ago just for hiking. Over top I pulled on my Red Ball rubber chest waders and a pair of black nitrile gloves over the attached rubber gloves. This was my usual warm weather gear for hiking along the river. My friend was wearing latex shorts and top. I loaned him my custom made blue drysuit with boot socks attached to put on over his shorts. It would be hot hiking in head to toes rubber but better to be fully covered than cooler feeding the mosquitoes and black flies. He fitted his Lacrosse hip waders over the drysuit and was all set to go. I pointed out he needed to wear his latex gloves too.

In the 40 minute drive to get to the secluded bush and river area I asked the friend what he wanted to do besides hike along the river banks and maybe wallow in some mud. He said he was up for anything. So I asked if he wanted to be tied nude spreadeagle on the ground and let the bugs bite him? No, no he replied and so I asked again what he wanted to do. He rambled a bit about getting buried in mud or at least stuck into and try and get out, some bondage, maybe being a prisoner doing a forced March. That gave me a few ideas.

Back on the river bank I pointed out it was very secluded and could do as we liked with no one to bother us. I had rope, knife water and some gloves in my knapsack which I pulled out and placed on top of the bag. My friend followed suit pulling out rubber gloves, rubber gag, gasmask hood, a swimming suit and a large one piece green pvc rainsuit. I suggested we could start play here and do some bondage to start if he wanted. He agreed and said it was okay if I wanted to do a prisoner scene.

 It was much too hot to try and tackle the guy and make a forced tie up besides he was ready and wanting to get tied up without any resistance. I pointed to the one piece rainsuit lying on the ground and told him to put it on to protect the latex from damage. He pulled the green rainsuit on zipping it through the crotch zip up to the neck. He was getting very visually horny. With his rainsuit on sweat dripped from his forehead I handed him his big black rubber gauntlets with the smooth yellow rubber interior – like electrician’s rubber gloves. He pulled them on over his latex gloves. I asked if he was hot he replied he was fine no problem and ready to get tied up. Yes he was hot, sweaty, horny and more than ready on this windless warm hazy day. I told him his big rubber gloves might come off and that would not be good. Using the duct tape I dug out of my knapsack I had him hold out each arm so I could duct tape the top of his gloves to the his rainsuit pointing out to him that my gloves were attached to my suit and could not be pulled off.

The gloves taped on I reached for my outdoor rope, several lengths of braided Polypropylene. The mostly white rope with one blue strand through it was stained from the many times, years it was used on boys at this very location. Seeing me grabbing a length of rope the boy turned his back to me and put his arms behind. He was so cooperative. I told him to turn around and hold his arms out in front. He turned around and in a curious voice asked if it wasn’t better to not see the wrists as he would find it too easy to escape. I smiled and said it won’t happen Mr. Escape Artist.

Before we get started I asked if he had any concern with being a prisoner. He said no and that he was ready. I started tying wrists together in front, leaving an extra 3 metres or more of rope ends. With another rope I had him hold his arms out straight and made a chest harness crossing each shoulder and around the chest that tied in the middle of his upper back. The friend asked what the shoulder harness was for since I had not tied his arms to it. I said nothing as I reached for one of the wrist rope ends and pulled it between his legs up to the chest harness in the back, I pulled a bit more. He was now slightly bent over from the tension I kept the rope tight and tied it off to the shoulder harness at the centre of his back. He told me it was great and real horny having his hands in reach of his crotch. With a threatening tone in my voice I asked if there was anything else he wanted to tell me? He asked me what I was going to do with him? Was I going to tie his legs? Was he going to be rolled around on the mud flat? Oh boy I thought pushy bottom or not?

 I grabbed the latex gag from his knapsack and stuffed it in his mouth and did it up at the back of his head. He mumbled he liked that too. I stopped listening to the noise and thought. Yes, the gasmask hood was perfect, he would overheat but at least would be quiet. I came up behind my friend, reaching over his head I hooked the opening of the rubber gas mask hood on his chin and pulled it over his head in one quick movement. The anxious noise coming form the gag told me this was a new level of play for the friend. I told him to shut up because he would need to think about breathing slowly so he would not hyperventilate. Ahh the sounds of silence. At last. I pulled the lacing up tight on the gas mask, there was no way to lock the collar on – darn.

 He stood quietly as I went back to the rope work and wound more rope around his upper arms then cinched it off by passing the rope ends between each arm and his chest. This locked his arms to each side of his body. I took the remaining rope end hanging from his wrist restraint and pulled it through the chest harness and chest rope. Made a knot in the centre of his chest still leaving about a metre of rope hanging down. I put a large knot in the end of the rope and let it hang for now.

 Cutting three short pieces of duct tape I attached them to the two lenses of the S-10 gas mask (I think it is an S-10). Not good enough I thought as the duct tape would let in too much light. I did not want him to see anything but blackness. I cut more duct tape to add a second layer over both lenses. That looked better and sounded better. He was standing still and very quiet.

 Glancing at the rainsuit I noticed the pant leg was not a tight fit around the hip waders that were underneath. It took several wraps of ductape around each pant leg to seal them to the exposed portion of the hip waders. I did pull up the rainwear to give enough slack in the pant leg so the boy could bend his knee without ripping the suit. Ankles sealed as were the wrists. I did several wraps around the rainsuit collar and the gas mask hood to seal that too. The noise coming from inside the gas mask I totally ignored as I duct taped the collar.

 I put some stuff in my knapsack and pulled it over my shoulder leaving his behind. Grabbing the loose rope end by the knot I gave a tug. He took one step forward and lost his balance but did not fall. Unable to see, and nothing to support or guide him he struggled to keep his balance. I guided him one step at a time just using the rope to pull him in the direction I wanted him to go. It took 5 minutes to pull him no more than 10 metres further down stream. The brush and swamp grass were right up to the river edge so it was easier to walk in the shallow water than on shore. Around the high clump of 2 metre high swamp glass I knew all about a small stream with soft mud flats going back perhaps 20 -30 metres from the main river. The stream and mud flats were not more than 10 metres across from the trees on either side but the stream itself went way back to a small pond much further back. At least this favourite spot was still a good deep mud spot to have some fun with the boy.

I looked back at the standing still boy rubbing his crotch as he waited for his next steps. I pulled the knapsack off my back and put it in the swamp grass so it would not get too muddy. I took out a very long rope, found the centre of the length and formed a Lark’s Head around the boys neck and tied it loosely leaving a long trail of one rope end resting on the mud flat. I also had a pressurized water bottle with me and hooked it into the drinking tube on his gas mask and told him to drink lots. I told him he had to work the nozzle between the edge of the gag at the side of his mouth in order to drink. It took several tries before he mastered that. Finished with the water I took the other rope length and went up to a nearby tree and tied it off leaving about 3 metres of the rope lying on the mud. I came up behind the friend and stated we were going to go for another walk but the mud would be deeper this time. I added he should walk as quick as he could so he wouldn’t sink too much. And with that I pushed him forward. We got 4 steps onto the mud flat and started to sink. I pushed him on and told him to take at least 3 more steps I pulled the rope ends that were loosely attached around his neck to make it easier for him. He got 3 more steps in. The rope end attached to the tree had only enough slack for one more step. He struggled to get his foot out of the mud and take another step. I was sinking up to my calves in the soft mud as I tried to move him forward. He could  not take another step.

Taking the loose rope end I left him making my way across the little bit of muddy water and across the opposite bank of trees pulling the rope through the mud as I went. A large tree and fallen with the branches hanging out into the mud flat perhaps 2 metres no more from the stuck friend. I pulled the rope taking the slack out if it and tied it around the tree trunk. There was very little slack in the rope to say my friend was leaning over towards the tree from the tension on the rope at his neck. He was trying to take another step but the rope around his neck was allowing him to go anywhere. The more he tried to lift his feet the deeper he sank into the soft mud.

 I passed by the friend and reached the other shore. Undid the rope around the standing tree trunk and pulled it tighter forcing the friend to stand up straight, I tied it off without any risk of choking. The sinking friend was tethered in the middle of the mud flat unable to move to either side. Having stirred up the soft clay from the many foot steps I was sinking much deeper into the mud than before as I went up to him. It took some extra time to pull my leg now thigh deep in the soft sucking gray clay. Methane smell was released with each step not too terrible smell but certainly the typical swamp smell that goes with playing in swamps and mud flats.

 I reached the boy and asked him to nod if he was having a good time. The gas mask hood bobbed up and down to say yes. I then explained the rules of the game. He would have to try and escape and get back to solid ground and that could take hours. Once he escaped we would hike back to the car and head home. If he did not escape within 4 hours I would free him just enough we could get back to the car but he would have to stay in his gear for the remainder of the day and overnight before being let out. He groaned.

 I went back to the edge of the mud flats found a nice spot to sit in the shade and watched the friend. He did very little for the first five minutes. He tried to pull his legs out of the mud but lost his balance each time only sinking deeper. The surface of the mud flat was level with his finger tips at his crotch. He struggled with the rope around the arms and wrists. He gyrated from side to side trying to work the chest rope down his arms. Nothing there. He tried to work on the wrist rope. I knew he could get that off eventually. With the sweat building up inside the thick two layers of gloves the rope would eventually slip off the compressed hot rubber. It took 20 minutes for that to happen. I sensed the friend’s relief at having the wrists free, the huffing sounds from the gas mask slowed as he relaxed.

Once again he tried to take a step but the mud was sucking him down. The gloved hands now free had little leverage to grab or reach out to help pull himself out of the mud. The chest harness and upper arm rope prevented him from moving his arm above the elbow. The attempt to free the legs only sunk him deeper in the mud, his crotch barely visible now. He tried reaching the rope holding his arms against his sides. The thick muddy rubber gloved finger tips could just reach the lower wrap of rope but not grab the rope and pull. He struggled a good 15 minutes trying to grab the rope. He was huffing again. I sensed the gas mask restricted his breathing as much as the heat build up in the struggle. He stopped and relaxed and waited to calm down. Again he tried to reach the rope and pull. It took 30 minutes of attempting to reach different parts of the rope but finally managed to grab the rope going between the opposite arm and chest and got some slack. He worked on that another 10 minutes and could feel the rope starting to slip over the elbow. He threw his forearm back and forth trying to work the rope over the elbow. Another 10 minutes and he finally got it off, He fell on his back lying on the mud flat his chest heaving from the effort. I watched and waited.

 The mud was soft and wet, trying to stand up again was a struggle for him. His back was stuck in the suction grip of the mud. He got free, pulled the chest rope off the free arm and then worked on the other arm still tied to the chest. It took a few moments to get it free. Both arms now free he tried to pull the duct tape off the gas mask so he could see. The muddy thick gloves offered no means to find a way to grab an edge of the duct tape over the lenses. The same for the gloves the duct tape over the gloves had got muddy as well as the heat seemed to glue it to the nylon rainsuit. No amount of grasping or pulling could get a free end of duct tape. He tried to undo the lacing on the gas mask but soon realized it was all under the duct tape I wrapped around the collar. I smiled at being so cruel he really and no way out of his rubber cocoon.

 Without being able to see, or remove his gloves he went back to freeing himself from the grey ooze. He started by lying face down on the mud and tried with little movements to pull his right leg out. There was a little movement but not much. He tried the left leg same thing. His foot was sliding inside the hip waders. He thought about pulling his feet out of the hipwaders and leaving them behind. He tried several times to pull his leg out – obvious to me as I smiled at the sight. I was just a couple metres away from him enjoying every moment of his struggles. He likely forgot I duct taped the rain suit to the boots to prevent him from pulling his legs out of the boots. Breathing rapidly at times the exhausted condensed breath could be seen floating over the cooler mud. The friend calmed down stood up, finding the rope attached to his neck he fumbled for a rope end and found none. He pulled the rope ends and only succeeded in choking himself.

He made several attempts at getting a leg out of the mud with no success. He looked exhausted I guessed he had been struggling for an hour and a half or more to get free at this point. Grey mud covered whatever parts of his rainsuit and gloves were visible, only the top of his gas mask hood was black. He fell on his back not caring if he stuck or not. I wondered if he had fallen asleep. I looked up now and then and noticed his legs were actually coming unstuck. I wondered if he knew what was happening. I knew exactly what was happening but did he?

 A few moments later he struggled to stand up. His back was sucked into the surface mud and made any attempt to twist and use his hands to push up impossible. What he then noticed is he could move his feet. He started pushing and pulling one leg then the other. The thighs, and then the thick clay coated knees and calves broke the surface. The tip of one boot poked through the mud. He kept at it finally getting one leg free. Repeating the same process it took longer to get the left leg free but eventually he was successful. Both legs were on the surface. He sat up clapped his gloves together in triumph spattering mud over himself and his gas mask and some on me too. He got on is knees and tried to crawl. Oops he forgot the rope around his neck, Although the rope was not tight around the neck he could not pull it over the gas mask. He tried pulling on one rope then the other to see if there was any give so he could move. None.

Several attempts to undo the knot of rope at his collar was to no avail. His success was only getting the rope soaked in wet mud and doing that makes any knot impossible to undo without a lot of brute strength, even with bare hands that is hard to do. He tried pulling the gloves off but the duct tape was under a thick layer of wet and partly dried layers of mud on both arms. He had already tried to pull the gas mask hood off and the duct tape covering the lenses nothing worked. I detected he was getting frustrated and that could lead to heat exhaustion. Time to free him – a little.

Whether he heard me moving or not didn’t matter to me. I walked around the far end of the mud flat crossing over to the fallen tree I used to tie off one of the rope ends I undid the rope and left it beside the tree. I watched to see if he would notice anything different.

 For perhaps 15 minutes he did little, he pulled on the rope that was till tied to the tree and with no give I guessed he gave up getting it free. As he did this he was not aware at first he was able to bend over without the other rope pulling on his neck from the opposite direction. He finally clued in grasping at the mud around him trying to find the rope end that was loose. Finally he had a sense his hand full of mud also held the rope. He pulled it away from the shore and figured the rope was free. At this point he grabbed the tied rope, hand over hand he pulled himself towards me. I let him pull himself up to the grass. He stopped and waited I guess for me to do something.

First I got a fresh water bottle hooked up to his gas mask and let him empty the bottle. I used a stick to scrap off a layer of mud stuck to the duct tape over his gas mask lenses. It was hard for me to get a corner of the tape. I used my knife to pry up a corner and finally be able to pull off the tape over both his eyes. He mumbled something I have no idea what. Whether he expected that I was going to remove the rest of his gear right there on the muddy flats or not mattered little, but certainly not.

He saw me smiling. I congratulated him at getting free. I think he thought he got free on his own. I told him it was time to hike back, I untied the rope, I slogged through the mud  got the rope he left out at the hole he had made and dragged it back. I got him to coil it up with the mud on it and hold on to it – too muddy to put in a knapsack. Now he could see it was easier to go back the way we came. We stopped on the other side of the grasses where we had left his gear almost three hours earlier. Making sure we left nothing behind I pointed him to go up stream. We got 100 metres up stream and stopped. I pointed to the water and rocks stating best to wash the mud off and cool off.

We spent more than 30 minutes rubbing and scraping the mud off my waders and his rainsuit. He worked on his rainsuit and was trying to pull the masking tape off the gloves. I stopped him and said no wash every thing off leave the ductape. He seemed puzzled looking at me like I was being a cruel prick – well yes I was but that was the deal he was clearly beginning to understand. I went up to the grasses and pulled out two handfuls. Went back to the water and used the coarse grasses as a scrubber rubbing the remaining clay mud off my waders. The friend noticed and did the same sitting in the middle of the river letting the current wash away the mud. Finally clean enough to walk back and get to the car.

The hardest part in walking back to the car was going to be climbing up the river bank, It was a steep almost vertical climb only 6 metres or so but in the 2 metre high grass it was a real chore. I wanted to find the mostly covered trail I used in the past in hope of making it a little easier getting up. The climb was tough for me. My friend had equal trouble.  Once on the flat grassy upper river bank we stopped to regain some cool and slow down the pounding heart and gasping breath. We had an 80 foot 20 % grade in front of us. At least it was an open path. We went slowly trying not to slip on the moss and clay underneath. Exposed tree roots offered the only footing to get up the hill. Finally on top of the world it was only 5 more minutes and we would be at the car.

I used plastic garbage bags to protect the car from the muddy knapsacks. I took a blanket out and put it on the drivers seat so any mud on my waders would not stain the leather seats. The friend was heading to the passenger car door. I called him back to where I was standing by the rear door on the drivers side of the minivan. There I explained that I had undone the rope around his neck so he could get free back at the mud hole. I don’t think he believed me but true or not I explained he could not sit in the front seat with his muddy clothes and here beside the highway was not a good place to strip in front of others going by. I had him sit on the door sill. I reached over him and pulled out a green tarpaulin bag from behind his back. I put it at his feet and told him to step in, this was the only way to keep the car clean. He complied. I pulled the bag up I handed him the edge of the bag and told him to stand up and help pull it up. He got it elbow high around him. I took each arm and pushed inside the bag pulled it up to his neck, then over his head, I used the small rope attached to the bag opening to tie it off. Enclosed inside the heavy green cotton duck bag he could do what he liked except escape. I took another rope and threaded it thought the loops sewn to the bag that was around his neck, I pulled it tight and knotted is so his head was caught between the collar and sealed bag opening. The bag itself had 8 grommets punched in the material to be used as air holes around the top of the bag. He could easily breath. I pushed him  on his back forcing onto the floor of the van and swung his feet inside. I yanked him into the centre of the van and using clean rope tied him and the bag to the steel loops welded in the middle and outside edges of the floor, The loops were there to hold rear seats. (I removed the rear seats years ago so I had a large van space in the back.) He was anchored.

Checking that nothing was left behind I got in the driver’s seat, opened a thermos of coffee and poured a cup for myself. I put the thermos back, started the van up, got the a/c on and headed home. The bagged boy was pulled out of the bag in the garage, but not before being handcuffed. I led him into the house down to the basement. S joined me to help. I exchanged the hand cuffs for rigid steel wrist cuffs. I used padlocks and chain to hold the ankles. It took several minutes to get him into a safety harness and get it done up. I attached him to a rope hoist via the safety harness so he would not fall over while I removed the door to the Oubliette. I made sure he was clipped into the overhead hoist, I decided to add another chain around his knees and locked that in place, then locked the chain ends to the wrist restraint to the knees and then knees to the feet. I pulled him off the floor, totally suspended I pushed his legs over the opening in the floor and lowered him down. He struggled a lot I suspect a bit of panic. 5 feet down he stood his head at floor height I told him to sit as I lowered the remaining rope. I reached in and undid the rope from his harness an pulled the rope out. I dropped in three water bottles for drink. Closed the door locked it and left. He was still there the falling morning, no surprise there. I released him exactly 24 hours after we started the hike into the bush.

Too tired to complain, but his small exhausted smile said it all as S and I pulled him out of the Oubliette and  and pulled off his gas mask hood. He was totally free from his rubber enclosure. I pulled off the piss drenched rubber shorts. A very happy friend indeed could be seen. Off to the showers.

And I am Dr. Mad Max

While the above is fiction it is a compilation of ideas from my many trips to the mud spot with friends. Some images you can see on my web site of us wallowing in the mud and another shows the mud flats I used as a setting for this story.

 

 

 

 

 

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Connect the dots….

December 20, 2011 in Asylum Inmates, Inmate: Boots

Okay, so historically I’m not doing too well, these blog posts come sporadically and not in the most consistent manner.

One on the problems with this impending blog was the timeline.  I knew this time would come and kinda built it up so much and pressurised myself into what I expected.  I shouldn’t say this but the subject of this blog also was rather eager to see what I would produce.

As someone I can hand on heart say is one of my best mates I wanted to do him justice. So I include a picture of him that I love and is coincidentally anonymous, which I’m sure is the way he’d prefer to be seen anyway!

Some of you may already know him and recently he’s had some problems with getting himself out there.  As many of us who frequent this portal to the world of perv, so do we also frequent multiple communities where we feel more (or less) at home.

One of the main outlets for many thousands of gear perverts is GearFetish.com and either unwittingly or through neglect has lost this good friend.  It pains me to say it but the treatment my good friend has received is shocking.  After subscribing for the last 8 years or so, he’s been trying to update his account for over 12 months, paying for a sub when actually receiving nothing!

Finally he decided to call it a day, and for someone I know has the patience of a saint (this is said about a lot of people, but none have actually shown such preserve, except him) has tried many times to contact the ‘site owner through several people including ourselves in many mediums but been greeted with silence.

As someone whose subscription is due in less than one calendar month I wonder what will happen to me.  The treatment my friend has got is disgraceful and GF should be ashamed.  It doesn’t take much to say ‘sorry, we’re looking into it’ but for over a year without kicking up a fuss shows just how patient my mate is.

I don’t know if he’d want me to expose his name but I know he will read this and hopefully appreciate me saying something.

He is a fantastic mate and anyone would be enriched by knowing him, not just because of his patience I might add, but because he one of the perviest, generous, and kind people I have ever had the pleasure to know.  I feel lucky to call him friend.

I met him at Bandit2001’s home in November 2003 not long after the Motorcycle show and the meet logistically ran perfectly, with meeting him at the train station on the Saturday morning and the perving didn’t stop until the Sunday afternoon when he left, and the memories are fresh in my mind.  This was possibly a reflection of his near obsession with time keeping which is never considered a bad thing.

I got to try his uber pervy Lazer Revolution helmet, along with my new leathers, boots and gloves.  This helmet had a built-in mask that clipped on before the front chinbar would lock into place and certainly got me horny.  It was a weekend of groping and groaning in biker gear and hazmat plus a bit of rubber plus good food and socialising and getting to know him.

As we met this man early on, he was there to support when Bandit broke up with Bondagebait and we were free to let our relationship bloom.  We have always met him on a regular basis, always spending a weekend with him and our other best mates on the run up to Christmas which was originally titled ‘Pervy Christmas’ and has been a tradition ever since and like with the Bikeshow reminder from 2003 we revisited it again just recently with the same friends (bar one) and it was great to revisit those friendships and take a trip down memory lane.  Some friends join us some years and may return but this year was one of the best.

It’s a great reminder when I get to write these blogs as I can take this wander into time’s gone by and appreciate how friendships have developed.  Friends are the most important thing I can say I have gained over the years, not the masses of gear I’ve carefully selected (though that does certainly have its benefits) but without good friends to keep me sane I’d be nothing.

I admit to making so many friends over the years, some have lost contact, some have found their love life takes over, and some have used us.  I don’t claim to know the perfect balance of being to make that judgement, but I have learnt from who has gone before.  I know to live for the moment and treat everyone how I expect to be treated.

As the Christmas period is less than a week away I’m sure I will no doubt be distracted by family and friends, cooking and shopping and with any luck a whole load of gear and bondage with a pinch of submission…that’s what friends are for….and more….to me a friend is one who never expects, and is always there, to support and listen.  Friendship is given, not taken, and the best example of friends I know and trust.

Take care all, Merry Christmas and a Pervy New Year!!!

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Somebody New, Beau

December 15, 2011 in Inmate: Beau, Leather, Rubber

Now, I had to look up what somebody else wrote, just to see if they did the same thing I have done, which in this case was a bit of  an introduction.  So I’m Beau as in Beaumont, a nickname I got years ago and if you car a car crazy fag (lots of us are-NOT) you’d know.  I thought that part of my life was far behind, funny how things come back time and time again to haunt you. Though as things go along I may expand upon what I’ve already mentioned here, though, well it isn’t kinky.  Not at the beginning.  Things are about to change, so diving in to my most recent first…

 October 25, 2011 Rick Mercer Report on CBC:

 “Every year in Canada; 300 kids take their own lives.  (In the USA it is 2 – 3% higher than the national teen average)  It is a mind-boggling number.  And this past week one of those kids was Jamie Hubley.  He was 15, he was depressed and he happened to be gay.

And because this is 2011 we don’t just read about a kid like Jamie, we can Google him and then the next thing you know, you’re sitting at home watching his videos on YouTube. And he was gay all right. He was a great big goofy gay kid singing Lady Gaga on the Internet. And as an adult you look at that and you go, you know what, that kid’s going places. But for some reason, some kids, they looked at that and they attacked. And now he’s gone.

This story is all too familiar, we know exactly what’s going to happen next. Grief counselors will go into the school, as they should. But what about the old fashioned assembly? You know, where the cops show up and there’s hell to pay and they find out who’s responsible. You know like when the lunchroom is vandalized. Because the kids who bullied this boy, they know who they are. And more importantly other kids know who they are.

It’s no longer good enough for us to tell kids who are different that it’s going to get better. We have to make it better now, that’s every single one of us. Every teacher, every student, every adult has to step up to the plate and that’s gay adults too. Because I know gay cops, soldiers, athletes, cabinet ministers, a lot of us do, but the problem is adults, we don’t need role models. Kids do. So if you’re gay and you’re in public life, I’m sorry, you don’t have to run around with a pride flag and bore the hell out of everyone, but you can’t be invisible either. Not anymore. 300 kids is 300 too many.”

 http://www.rickmercer.com/Rick-s-Rant/Blog/October-2011/Make-It-Better-Now.aspx

 AND

 http://www.youtube.com/user/MercerReport#p/u

 Now there is me, I was bullied in school, I wanted to die, I tried, I’m not good with that sort of stuff.  I thought eternity is a pretty damn long time, almost as long as math class.  Now I’m older, for some of you, ancient.  I have given up on love, totally completely and now, now I get thrown a bone or in my case a puppy/boy distant relative.  Starved out of food and affection of house /home by his parents.  Good God Fearing Christians.   There is more I won’t go into now.  I refused to think of anyone driven to the point of either suicide or homeless and/or working the street especially someone as smart and sweet as him, No, NO WAY, NO HOW!

My boy-pup; when he ran off from his home I was the only one who looked.  Not his parents – me.  All over Washington, Idaho to Montana.  He was forced out emotionally out of his parents home.  He thought he had found another but felt something was questionable that he could not put his finger/paw on.  He left he wanted a safe comfortable place to think things through, though think as only a boy can and only see 1 angle, which was not really completely to his comfort.  I found him; I gave him informed choices, and since he’s known me longer, he choose me.   I wasn’t even my first choice.  He came to my door November 3rd.  All I thought of was while in my search for finding him was seeing the lists of missing kids I saw along on my way; boys and girls 18, 19 years old, just gone!  Plus on my return, that TV show (above).  I was not going to let anything else happen to him.  I liked him, he is a sweet kid, I’d known his family for years.  (When you are at family gatherings  you can see some nuts have fallen from the trees) I knew them, I didn’t say I liked or approved of their behaviour.  So we begin;  “How to Raise and Train your new Handler & Pup!”

We now have another modern day “Odd Couple”.  Will the pup save me?  Will I save him?  Will we train each other?  Of course we get looks.   Is that guy paying by the hour?  Why is “he” with him? (That one goes either way, of who is “he”)  Has Beau lost his mind?  and of course “Why doesn’t someone feed that boy?” (Believe me I am trying to add pounds and muscle.)

I’ve taught him to heel, walk and present.  He taught me never leave a pup sleeping in my bed without a gag or teatree oil moisturizer on my dick to prevent nocturnal feedings.  He is like some sort of sperm vampire, but vampires are “in” right now and so are werewolves.  The kink parts come later, presently he is in lock down for 16 days.  Thank you CB3K!  So while we are waiting for him to get out of his little jail cell.  I’ll be posting more about the kink bits of my life.  So more later, K?  Now I have to turn my attentions to the boy.  

Thanks all!

-Beau

PS I look back at what I printed and noticed I ought to have added some things for clarification.   If you are wondering why it looks different a little, well now you know.  I’ll learn to proofread before I publish, I promise!

On your marks.

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Testing Out Predicament Bondage Positions

November 21, 2011 in Inmate: Max Cita

Testing Out Predicament Bondage Positions

 In Brief

Many Tops will spend a great deal of time determining what constitutes a good bondage predicament. While the ideas in their head may seem great at the time the actual application might be less than ideal for the bottom. The images are a bit ho hum but after an hour and a half the model was happy we tried different positions. Care in where to place ropes for suspension became very important for comfort in the longer term.

From time to time I get boys that like to try out different positions or techniques and see what works and what does not. Early November  we entertained ‘zerotism’ to some different restraint positions to appreciate what worked and what hurt.

Starting off was the arm and leg lift. It looked easy and simple but as our guy found out the arms and legs were not happy with the position after just a few minutes.

just getting started

The start position

 

Spreaderbar keeps him from cheating

 The photos tell the story here. So essentially the person is lifted off the floor and use the legs and arms to hold himself up. Even though there is a thigh and crotch harness holding him up the arms and legs do tire quickly  leaving the entire body weight to be taken  by the crotch

Getting ready to hold him up with the crotch and thigh rope harness.

He tried to give me a hard time when I lifted his butt of f the floor – hmm lack of cooperation will cost him.

Not what I had in mind this guy is stubborn.

 

Hmm he needs to be up higher that might get his attention.

Boy he crashed fast. Hmm on to something else.

Now fella let's see how long you can enjoy that?

 

Tired already but we just got started?

Too had for some to hold more than a few minutes. he is done that one

So the point being many have trouble holding an elevated position just using their hands and feet. Certainly  this is  one of my better predicaments to get someone’s attention.

The Hog Tie

The Hog Tie (hogtie) is a very common and very popular restraint position. However pain or soreness can develop quickly if not thinking through the predicament or  comfort level desired. We tried basic hog ties  to stress the shoulders, feet and arms. Here are some examples we tried and  what  got sore or even painful sooner than later.

We started with the shoulders a standard chest harness  no tight at all

chest harness - simple rope work

Keeping in mind we wanted to try to find what would hurt or not from shoulders to legs we used HR  restraint cuffs for wrists and ankles to focus on the  other areas.

HR cuffs for ankles and wrists.

 Ankles are tightened back tied off at the shoulder harness ( never do the wrists – too easy to injure  nerves if too tight or escape if too loose.

The classic hog tie

 As above this hog tie is typical with little stress on the wrists or ankles. But of course we need to up the anti.

Adding an overhead lift rope changes the dynamic of th hog tie

 Using an overhead rope to tie off between ankles and shoulder harness changes the mobility as well as pressure points on the victim. The trial here is to move the lift point between shoulders and feet to differnent positions and consider what impact there is between a lift rope close to the head or away from it.

Having most of the lift near the feet put more pressure on the chest and neck and agreed that it made any attempt to move unpleasant.  While chest compression might limit breathing in a big person this was not the case here but trying to escape by reaching for foot rope was exhausting and quickly became short of breath. This would no be a safe position to leave someone unattended.

Shoulder lift position.,

Moving the left point from the feet to over the shoulder blades increased the security of the hog tie. In this position hands could not reach the feet or try and do a reverse prayer to reach the shoulder harness. With the upper body weight being held by the shoulder rope, after 15 minutes there was some discomfort at the collar bone.  In wiggling around the shoulder rope tightened against the side of the neck. No apparent strangulation but the rope did bite into the shoulder more and increased discomfort. Again a position that should be watched over closely.

 

 

Ok so we tried a shoulder harness and found it dug into the collar bone and neck so a second try with a shoulder harness  with  the harness spread over the shoulder blades away from the neck as in the next photo.

The wide shoulder harness position

Another hogtie but trying the spread shoulder harness to see if it is more comfortable. Note the shoulder ropes are over the shoulder blade rather than meeting in the middle of the back.

Yes I do have fun tying up guys for fun or other.

An over the shoulder suspension position is tried

Marginal lift of the chest off the floor

Above we lifted the chest just off the floor which was found to be quite comfortable after 15 minutes.  The strain was felt mostly on the chest area near the arm rather than the collar bone. I think the feet could have been pulled back tighter and might have added some discomfort but the boy was pretty happy  the way it was.

Lifting the feet and shoulders

I couldn’t resist adding a foot suspension to add a bit of extra immobilization. In adding the feet more pressure was put on the chest as the centre of gravity moved toward th head and the load bearing chest suspension rope.

 

So all to say care is needed in doing a hogtie suspension to create suspension points that are away from the neck and collar bone for long term position and certainly adding foot suspension adds eventual  discomfort as a predicament  to both the feet and cheat area. Trying to lift the chest to relieve stress adds considerable stress to the calves and ankles. Ahh I love my work err play.

The 7 Point Rigid Metal Hog Tie

My design for the hog tie for boys with real attitude.  This  7 point restraint has several bar cuffs that attach the rigid metal spine. The spine connects to a collar biceps and wrist cuff and the ankle cuff.A couple hours in the metal hogtie and they will do anything I want as long as they can get out of the metal immobilization.

7 Point Rigid Metal Restraint device perfect for a hogtie punishment

Ok so that thing is not turned on - grin.

 Those interested in exploring their Houdini thoughts or just realizing the endorphin high from the hog tie immobilization we welcome the healthy and sane to the Dr. Mad Max lockdown.