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My Fellow Inmates…
As I cruse through the folders on my computer I notice photoshoots we did that never saw the light of day. Like the Furskin rug shoot, inspired by the extreme cheesiness of the 1960′s/1970′s shoots like Mr. Reynolds above.
So one night at a party, with a lot of alcohol and a few photographers at hand, Asylum and Coyotoy broke out the glass of brandy, stripped it all off and posed…
Well ok, you see no one wants to see Asylum nude, so I will share only two pics from my shoot with you, Coyo is the true star here so we shall let him have the limelight…
With that said, here we go
And with that Silliness, Visiting time is over, Whatever you do dont scream too loud as others are trying to sleep
Not everyone is into hairless bodies like myself, but for those who are and who aren’t naturally hairless, shaving or depilation becomes a necessity. While looking at waxing videos on YouTube (the sight of a guy getting his hair ripped out by the roots as he screams in agony, followed by his giggling like a school girl for the camera, is an interesting way to kill some time and laugh yourself insane), i came across this interesting series of shaving videos on YouTube, created by Gillette to promote their shaving products, which i see as a kinky sub’s ‘how to’ series on keeping yourself properly groomed for your Master!
How to Shave Your Head:
How to Shave Your Chest:
How to Shave Your Back:
How to Shave Your Armpits:
How to Shave Your Groin:
Saw a number of interesting signs popping up around the Internet, although i’d rather see them in real life instead.
(Not sure i like the way the word fag is used in some of the following signs, but kept it in the proper context the signs are fun.)
4 – This is probably a more accurate room tag.
6 – Grovelling-slave zone
11 – …and boys are kept in chastity!
13 – Don’t become green, go green!
14 – Seems like sage advice!
My Fellow Inmates,
Ah, Rocketpup… I have had this video for a long time and he finally gave me permission to post it. He is an adorable suiter who came to visit us and somehow got locked in a cage… I am a big fan of crate training dogs you know…
The pup must have felt he was being ignored as he quickly discovered that his claws and the bars of the cage could be utilized to garner attention…
With a little dust happily blown off this video, here is Rocket’s Cagebar Concerto…
Lack of sexual conservatism means that Europeans seem to have the most fun in advertising their wares.
The following two clips are from a series of ads for German search engine company Telefonbuch 11880.com that uses humour and kink to get themselves noticed.
“wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm” – vol.3
“wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm” – vol.2
From his cage…
My Fellow Inmates,
First, before you try to have me crucified for posting this, let me say: I am a Jew, I lost about 97% of my family to the Nazis, I am well aware of the atrocities committed by the third Reich.
Yet any of you that take offense to this yet giggled your butt off in “blazing saddles”, “Hogans Hero’s” or “To be or not to be” you need to pull the stick from your rectum and enjoy.
Lay back, take a deep breath, and laugh
With that visiting time is over
Whatever you do don’t scream too loud as others are trying to sleep